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“OK, this time we all play with our eyes closed!” |
“I’m going to kill that hairdresser!!” |
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“Oh God, another practice for Sister Act 3!
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“Right, I know I’ve been on a few raids and I’ve done some
pillaging, but I’m a nice man really - there’s no need to treat me like a
bad smell ! Will somebody please come and stand with me. I’m soooo alone!!”
(Has no one told him he’s really a cop – and we know how popular
they are?!!) |
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“Is that you in there Scottie? Beam me up– they’re all off
their trolleys here!!” |
Fireman Sam, alias the Evil, Scary Joker (retired) receiving
his ill gotten gains from an undercover DSS agent. Yer pension’s oot the
windae Big Man! |
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The head nun obviously hasn’t seen the head gardener smoking
his cigar. Ten Hail Marys for you boy if you’re caught! |
Peace be with you, and all that jazz. |
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So
what is Martin saying or doing? Tick the one you think describes him
best. Prize for the most neatly ticked entry is a trolley run at McAllans –
with your feet tied together – of course!!
Choice 1. “This is a dance which Elise taught me yesterday”
Choice 2. “This is how I got my part as a Red Indian in the
film Pocohantes
Choice 3. “See when I catch that wee
so-and-so who stole my diving gear – I’m going to ….!!!!!”
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Meanwhile, the Sugar Plum Fairy, alias The Bonny Bogle, looks
on bemused. Is that a frilly Pampers under the gauze skirt?! |
