Fun Night 2


Is that my asp still following me?!	Santa can't believe that George still has the drum he gave him all those Christmases ago!

It's hard work being a dame	Hey Tarzan! - beat this if you can!!

My teeth are killing me!!	So much for the manicure - every nail's broken (sob!)

Wow! do those onions pong!! I've had to move my moustache to help filter out the smell.	"Forget the pipes of peace ! I'm dreaming of all the nasty things I'm going to do to that Gorilla!"

Hey Hiawatha - you're wasting your time blowing - my chest will always be bigger than yours!!	"Mmm... now where did I put those matches?"

My dustbins were never this heavy ~ and here's me meant to be retired	"Just look at the scratches from that cat!"

I still can't believe Celtic didn't win the UEFA Cup!	"Still blowing Hiawatha? I don't see any change yet!"